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Truth.
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A liberal muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, known atheist.
”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!”
At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decisions made by the United States stood up and held up a rock.
”How old is this rock, pinhead?”
The arrogant professor smirked and smugly replied “4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian.”
”Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real… then it should be an animal now.”
The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears.
The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named “Small Government” flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country.
The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.
Semper Fi.
p.s. close the borders
p.p.s. That ex-SEAL was EINSTEIN.
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bmsmith623 replied to your post: bmsmith623 replied to your post: Just started…
It’s not really the things they fix that bug me, but just something really… puts me off about it. Like, hey, Rich White Person sees that sometimes people have problems! Let’s give them things they…
I don’t really have a problem with the CEOs themselves, just the way the show sorta glorifies them. I’m not exactly an avid watcher, and I’ve only seen a few episodes, so I could have just gotten bad apples, but something about it just struck me as incredibly condescending. I’m glad the featured employees have been helped out of bad situations, but ehhh about the boss worship tone of the production I guess.
also the show has kind of been tainted for me because of a coworker of mine who claimed that the system is flawless because CEOs are never greedy because she saw so on Undercover Boss. But that’s neither here nor there.
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lmfao @ the last one
Lmao
merry christmas to all.
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I’ve become a Mario Kart addict :(
SOMEONE SAVE ME FROM MYSELF
the-next-great-adventure asked: In your opinion, what privileges do you think men have in American society? And do you think female privilege exists in any form?
Basically… everything. You’d be hard pressed to find something considered “respectable” that men aren’t allowed to do because of their masculinity, unless they’re traditionally “women’s things,” which are considered beneath the capabilities of a man. Granted, this is a really crude generalization, haha. And no, I don’t.
Sure Why Not of the Day: Every instance of the words “baby” or “crazy” or any combination thereof in every Britney Spears song, in chronological order.
[theawl.]
I love this way. TOO. MUCH.
Oh Britney
